An absurdly specific send-off.
The imaginary mints are aimed at one very niche market: evil geniuses ready to take it easy.
WRONG BOX CO. / AN ENTIRELY UNNECESSARY INVENTION
Plotting a quiet life
Plotting a quiet life
Packaging artwork is a concept preview.
For a very well-earned evil retirement
Cartoon Villain Retirement Mints
Less world domination. More me time.
The secret lair is on the market. The henchmen have been given notice. Even an evil genius deserves a quiet afternoon. This empty novelty gift box imagines retirement mints for the villain who is finally putting their feet up. Your real gift supplies the happy ending.
£7.99
One empty printed box
You bring the real gift. We bring the wrong first impression.
Check dimensions and delivery details ↓
Real box. Fictional product. You are buying an empty printed novelty gift box. The product pictured and your actual gift are not included.
THE IDEA IS FICTIONAL. THE DOUBLE TAKE ISN'T.
Every mastermind needs an exit plan.
After years of elaborate schemes, dramatic entrances and explaining the plan at exactly the wrong moment, it is time for a gentler pace. This box brings cartoon villain energy to retirement gifting, with a fictional mint selection and absolutely no need to conquer anything.
A retirement with a plot twist.
The theme gives an ordinary leaving gift a suitably theatrical introduction.
No secret formula. No sweets.
This is an empty novelty gift box. No mints or edible products are included; you provide the real present.
YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO THIS IS FOR.
The right person.
The very wrong box.
For the retiring boss with a sense of humour, the family mastermind, the cartoon fan, or anyone whose idea of a relaxed weekend involves a suspiciously detailed plan.
A LITTLE COMMITMENT TO THE BIT.
Make the reveal
worth the wait.
Congratulate them on a long and distinguished career in plotting. Let them appreciate the imaginary retirement remedy before opening the box to discover your real send-off.
This is their boxTHE ACTUAL, NON-FICTIONAL DETAILS.
Good joke.
Check the fit.
Check your real gift against the usable internal dimensions before choosing your box. The imaginary invention is strictly a packaging concept.
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FAIR QUESTIONS. QUESTIONABLE PRODUCT.
Before you
commit to the bit.
Are there actual mints in the box?
No. The mints are a fictional product and there is no food included. You are buying an empty novelty gift box to fill with your own present.
Does the recipient have to be retiring?
Not at all. Retirement is part of the fictional villain story. It also suits cartoon fans, theatrical friends and anyone who enjoys being cast as the mastermind.
What arrives with my order?
One empty printed Cartoon Villain Retirement Mints novelty gift box. The fictional products shown on the packaging are not included. You add your own real gift. Please check the box specifications and dispatch and delivery estimates before ordering.
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