Recognise the emergency.
You hand over the box with a perfectly straight face.
For the person keeping you sane on mute
Another meeting? Send help.
They understand the look. They read the side chat. Give your work bestie the imaginary emergency exit you have both been dreaming about.
One empty printed novelty gift box. Fictional product.
Your real gift goes inside. Delivery shown in basket.
Your favourite out-of-office fantasy.
YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO THIS IS FOR.
Some friendships are built in the side chat.
There is a special bond between people who have survived the same “quick catch-up”. The Emergency Meeting Escape Button box makes that unspoken understanding the whole joke. Your real gift is the thank-you underneath it.
Meet the Emergency Meeting Escape Button ↗Picture pressing the button.
The fictional product gets its moment in the spotlight.
Find your actual thank-you.
They open it to discover the thoughtful gift you put inside.
THE BOX IS JUST THE OPENING ACT.
Wrong outside.
Right inside.
One empty box. Your actual present. Two very different first impressions.
“For the next time someone says quick one.”
Pick a moment away from the meeting itself. Present the box as essential desk equipment, then let your work bestie discover the genuine gift.
Try the reveal
Plot twist: the good gift was yours all along. Close to try again.
Your actual,
thoughtful gift.
thoughtful gift.
Their favourite small pick-me-up or a voucher for coffee together outside the office.
You provide the gift. We provide the box.A VERY SILLY IDEA. THOUGHT THROUGH.
The details make the joke.
An imaginary office essential.
The fictional button gives a name to the urge to disappear when a catch-up becomes a workshop.
Shared suffering. Gift wrapped.
The premise does the explaining for a work bestie, an office gift swap or a familiar Secret Santa dilemma.
No button. Better surprise.
You receive an empty novelty gift box for your real present. It cannot end a meeting, however tempting that sounds.
THE ACTUAL, NON-FICTIONAL DETAILS.
Good joke.
Check the fit.
Before you choose your gift, check the usable internal measurements. The fictional product and your real present are not included.
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LET’S CLEAR A FEW THINGS UP.
Fair questions.
Very wrong box.
What am I actually buying?
One empty printed Emergency Meeting Escape Button novelty gift box for £7.99. The product pictured on the packaging is fictional and is not included. Add your own real gift before giving it to someone.
Is there a working escape button inside?
No. This is an empty novelty gift box featuring a fictional product. There is no button, app or meeting software included.
Would this work for office Secret Santa?
It is made for that familiar office joke. Add your own present inside and choose someone who shares your sense of humour about meetings.
What should I put inside?
Their favourite small pick-me-up or a voucher for coffee together outside the office. Check the usable internal dimensions before choosing your present.
When will it arrive, and what is delivery?
Check the current dispatch and delivery estimates before ordering. The delivery charge appears in your basket and before payment. See returns and damaged-box help if you need it.
GREAT GIFTS. TERRIBLE FIRST IMPRESSIONS.
Thank them for making work bearable.
Emergency Meeting Escape Button · One empty novelty gift box
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