Read the room. And the box.
You hand over the box with a perfectly straight face.
Your next action item: a better office gift
Secret Santa. Public confusion.
You drew their name. You know they attend meetings. That is more than enough. Meet the Emergency Meeting Escape Button box, made for an excellent office double take.
One empty printed novelty gift box. Fictional product.
Your real gift goes inside. Delivery shown in basket.
Let’s not circle back.
YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO THIS IS FOR.
You do not need to know their hobbies.
Some Secret Santa names are a mystery. Meeting fatigue is rather less mysterious. This fictional escape button gives your gift a shared office joke before they even see what you picked for them.
Meet the Emergency Meeting Escape Button ↗Briefly hope the button is real.
The fictional product gets its moment in the spotlight.
Open a much better action item.
They open it to discover the thoughtful gift you put inside.
THE BOX IS JUST THE OPENING ACT.
Wrong outside.
Right inside.
One empty box. Your actual present. Two very different first impressions.
“I noticed your calendar looked a bit full.”
Put the real gift inside before the office exchange. Choose someone who enjoys the joke, and keep the box and your gift within your agreed budget.
Try the reveal
Plot twist: the good gift was yours all along. Close to try again.
Your actual,
thoughtful gift.
thoughtful gift.
A small desk treat or gift card, chosen to suit the recipient and the box dimensions.
You provide the gift. We provide the box.A VERY SILLY IDEA. THOUGHT THROUGH.
The details make the joke.
An imaginary office essential.
The fictional button gives a name to the urge to disappear when a catch-up becomes a workshop.
Shared suffering. Gift wrapped.
The premise does the explaining for a work bestie, an office gift swap or a familiar Secret Santa dilemma.
No button. Better surprise.
You receive an empty novelty gift box for your real present. It cannot end a meeting, however tempting that sounds.
THE ACTUAL, NON-FICTIONAL DETAILS.
Good joke.
Check the fit.
Before you choose your gift, check the usable internal measurements. The fictional product and your real present are not included.
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Will your gift fit?
We’re confirming the internal measurements. The fit checker will be available once they’re confirmed.
LET’S CLEAR A FEW THINGS UP.
Fair questions.
Very wrong box.
What am I actually buying?
One empty printed Emergency Meeting Escape Button novelty gift box for £7.99. The product pictured on the packaging is fictional and is not included. Add your own real gift before giving it to someone.
Is there a working escape button inside?
No. This is an empty novelty gift box featuring a fictional product. There is no button, app or meeting software included.
Would this work for office Secret Santa?
It is made for that familiar office joke. Add your own present inside and choose someone who shares your sense of humour about meetings.
What should I put inside?
A small desk treat or gift card, chosen to suit the recipient and the box dimensions. Check the usable internal dimensions before choosing your present.
When will it arrive, and what is delivery?
Check the current dispatch and delivery estimates before ordering. The delivery charge appears in your basket and before payment. See returns and damaged-box help if you need it.
GREAT GIFTS. TERRIBLE FIRST IMPRESSIONS.
Make your gift the best agenda item.
Emergency Meeting Escape Button · One empty novelty gift box
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