100% empty boxes. 100% questionable ideas. That's the whole point.
Three boxes. Three very different explanations.

The Triple Threat Bundle

Why stop at one bad idea?

A cable for wireless internet. An apology from the dog. A way out of that meeting. The Triple Threat Bundle brings together three empty novelty gift boxes, each with its own ridiculous premise. Add your real gifts and spread the confusion around.

£18.99 £23.97 Save £4.98 Three empty printed boxes

You bring the real gift. We bring the wrong first impression.
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Three real boxes. Three fictional products. You are buying three empty printed novelty gift boxes. The products pictured and your actual gift are not included.

THE IDEA IS FICTIONAL. THE DOUBLE TAKE ISN'T.

A small collection of terrible solutions.

Some gift lists include a tech obsessive, a devoted pet parent and someone who lives on video calls. Sometimes that is all the same person. This trio covers all three with a different joke on every box, ready for the actual presents you have in mind.

One for the tech expert.

The Wi-Fi Extension Cable box introduces the wonderfully unnecessary idea of adding wire to wireless.

One for the pet parent.

The Pet Apology Translator box asks what the dog would say if it could finally take responsibility.

One for the work bestie.

The Emergency Meeting Escape Button box gives a familiar calendar problem a fictional emergency exit.

YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO THIS IS FOR.

The right person.
The very wrong box.

For three people on your list, a run of birthdays, or one friend whose interests happen to include gadgets, pets and complaining about meetings. Each box can become its own gift.

A LITTLE COMMITMENT TO THE BIT.

Make the reveal
worth the wait.

Match each box to its recipient, tuck their real present inside and hand them out with complete confidence. Each theme gets its own moment of confusion and its own reveal.

This is their box
THE ACTUAL, NON-FICTIONAL DETAILS.

Good joke.
Check the fit.

Check your real gift against the usable internal dimensions before choosing your box. These details apply to each box in the bundle.

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FAIR QUESTIONS. QUESTIONABLE PRODUCT.

Before you
commit to the bit.

Which three boxes are in the bundle?

You receive the Wi-Fi Extension Cable, Pet Apology Translator and Emergency Meeting Escape Button novelty gift boxes. All three are empty, ready for your own presents.

Can I choose a different combination?

This bundle contains the three designs shown here. To pick a different selection, add the individual boxes you want to your basket.

What arrives with my order?

Three empty printed novelty gift boxes: the Wi-Fi Extension Cable, Pet Apology Translator and Emergency Meeting Escape Button. The fictional products shown on the packaging are not included. You add your own real gift. Please check the box specifications and dispatch and delivery estimates before ordering.