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WRONG BOX CO. / AN ENTIRELY UNNECESSARY INVENTION Pet Apology Translator — empty printed novelty gift box Sorry. Probably.

Packaging artwork is a concept preview.

For the person who already speaks fluent pet

Pet Apology Translator

They know what they did.

The cushion is shredded. Dinner has disappeared. Someone is avoiding eye contact. This empty novelty gift box imagines a translator that finally lets pets apologise for themselves. Tuck a real present inside for the human who keeps forgiving them anyway.

£7.99 One empty printed box

You bring the real gift. We bring the wrong first impression.
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Real box. Fictional product. You are buying an empty printed novelty gift box. The product pictured and your actual gift are not included.

THE IDEA IS FICTIONAL. THE DOUBLE TAKE ISN'T.

An apology is the least they could do.

You have heard the excuses. Or rather, you have invented the excuses while looking at a very pleased dog or an entirely unbothered cat. The Pet Apology Translator gives that familiar household drama a wonderfully absurd piece of fictional technology.

For crimes against cushions.

The made-up gadget imagines a world where the guilty party can finally explain the mess.

Fluent in questionable remorse.

The joke is knowing your pet would probably apologise and immediately do it again.

A present for the patient human.

This is an empty novelty gift box. No translator or pet accessory is included; the actual gift is up to you.

YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO THIS IS FOR.

The right person.
The very wrong box.

For the dog parent with a camera roll full of evidence, the cat owner who has accepted their place in the hierarchy, or anyone who signs cards from the pet.

A LITTLE COMMITMENT TO THE BIT.

Make the reveal
worth the wait.

Address it from the pet. Mention a recent incident. Then let the human open the box to find the real peace offering you have hidden inside.

This is their box
THE ACTUAL, NON-FICTIONAL DETAILS.

Good joke.
Check the fit.

Check your real gift against the usable internal dimensions before choosing your box. The imaginary invention is strictly a packaging concept.

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FAIR QUESTIONS. QUESTIONABLE PRODUCT.

Before you
commit to the bit.

Can it translate my cat or dog?

No. The translator is fictional and the box is empty. The idea is a joke about pets apologising, not a working translation device.

Is this a gift for my pet?

It is a novelty gift box for a person who loves pets. It is not sold as a pet toy or accessory; put a gift for their human inside.

What arrives with my order?

One empty printed Pet Apology Translator novelty gift box. The fictional products shown on the packaging are not included. You add your own real gift. Please check the box specifications and dispatch and delivery estimates before ordering.

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